Dating: Choose Your Own Adventure

“First question,” I asserted. “How hungry are you?”

“Famished,” Bandersnatch replied dramatically, with a smile.

“Interested in taking dinner upstairs to the roof?”

“It’s kind of cold,” Bandersnatch replied hesitantly.

“No worries, I’m flexible. Let’s eat in here. I’ve attempted to make Thai coconut milk soup and it turned out…